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Joke of the Day
"How do you know Adam and Eve weren't black? Ever try and take a rib from a black."
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"My husband's new prescription glasses is not working He still can't see things my way. ^Credits ^to ^the ^original ^twitter ^post."
"What is the best letter who represent a man? (A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail."
"I have never once hit a drink or treated one badly so don't tell me about alcohol abuse!"
"What do you call a furiously masturbating dinosaur? A Velocifapper."
"What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you assholes."
"My marriage is like a game of cards It started out with two hearts and a diamond, now all I want is a club and a spade."
"what's a pirate's favourite letter? you may think it's R, but his true love be the C!"
"Not paying more than $2,000 a kilo. And can we stop communicating through Twitter? I feel like these DM's are going to go public someday."
"What do you call a cold cafe worker? A burrrista."