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Joke of the Day

"How do you know Adam and Eve weren't black? Ever try and take a rib from a black."

"If you ever get drugged by someone and they steal an organ, just check Craigslist. That's probably where I'm selling it at."

"If I was a DJ... I'd wanna be called JD Dyslexic."

"How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had? He used cowculus!"

"If I was a cop, I would write the word 'Influence' on a bridge, and pull over anyone that drives under it."

"I went for a check-up today, the dr. said everything looked good... Then he stuck his finger up my ass and declared everything there was good also.... I think I may need to find a new dentist."

"First rule of cuddle club: It better lead to sex or you're out of the cuddle club"

"I was gonna make a joke about the internet... But Why Would We need it"

"Girl are you a dinosaur? Cuz jurassic."

"I dreamt I was in a very magical world where people didn't get butthurt over every little f*cking joke. Weird huh?!?!"