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Joke of the Day

"All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening or married to someone else."

"Aspirin is a Placebo!!! That sense of relief you're feeling is all in your head."

"What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at? Czarcasm."

"What happens to deposed kings? They get throne away."

"What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party? I hit that."

"""Yes mam that'll be $1200"" ""Just to remove a cassette tape that's stuck?"" ""Ma'm, it's in your CD player"""

"What do you call a fellow who is over 21 and makes bad puns? A groan man."

"So my 10yr old & her friends were talkin about 'seizures' in class & this random kid yells out 'I LOVE their breadsticks!' Can I adopt him?"

"Posing with your cat to attract men is like posing with your cat to attract men,"

"Egotist: A person who is usually me-deep in conversation."