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Joke of the Day
"A butcher backed into a meat grinder... He got a little behind in his work."
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"Wrote this while waiting for a burrito in 2009 What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony? One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it."
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"Why did the cowboy ride his horse? Because the horse was too heavy to carry."
"Where do cows go when they die? Burgertory"
"Here in California Catholics use non-fat, high fiber communion wafers. They call them ""I can't believe it's not Jesus"""
"People always ask me why I quit my job as a can crusher... Well it was just soda-pressing!"
"My friend claims he has a degree in blacksmithing... ... But everything he makes is forged."