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Joke of the Day
"How do you spot a vegan at a party? Don't worry, they'll let you know."
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"I went a week without makeup and here's what happened: Nothing. No one gave a shit."
"My neighbors listen to awesome music. Whether they like it or not."
"A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fly. [I scramble to take off my full-body fly costume]"
"Men might stare at your tits and ass, but women buy a latex mold of a pen*s and keep it in their drawer. Who's creepy now?"
"For twenty years my wife and I were very happy people... ...then we met."
"I'm not above apologizing for my drunken behavior I'm just sick of repeating myself"
"What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot? Mitosis"
"Why do woman have faces? So you know what cunts yours. I have to get a ratio of woman to man down/up votes for this haha.."
"[NSFW] What did the farmer say when he got caught watching porn? Amishamed of myself."