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Joke of the Day

"For twenty years my wife and I were very happy people... ...then we met."

"What is a mathematician's favorite food? A slice of Pi."

"Why is a Camel called the ship of the ship of the desert? It's full of Arab Seamen."

"I met this girl in a club last night, I think she's a body builder. She just so happened to build hers using chips."

"My mom said that my room was really foul smelling. I told her to suck it up"

"What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian? One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear."

"Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding? Because it cantaloupe."

"My math teacher said I was average. How mean!"

"ME: Did you hear Jack & Cindy got divorced and he's dating someone half his age? HUB: Yep. He's livin the dream ME: HUB: His dream not mine"

"I'm rich beyond my wildest dream... Too bad my dreams were never too wild."