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Joke of the Day

"Son asks his father for money. So, a Jewish kid says to his father, ""Dad can I have twenty dollars?"" The dad replies, ""Ten dollars!?...what are you going to buy with five dollars?"""

"The steak pun... ...a rare medium, sometimes well done."

"A magic tractor turns into a field... ...think about it..."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest"

"PhD... or Pizza Hut Deliveryman After many years of studying at a university, I've finally become a PhD... or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it."

"Why did the Dictator ban Soda? Because there couldn't be 2-liters."

"That's a lot of votes Donald Would be a shame if someone deleted them..."

"I'm writing a virus that puts your top porn search as your facebook status It will forever change history."

"*drops mic* *drops mic* *drops mic* *drops mic* *drops mic* *drops mic* *drops mic* *drops mic* Octopus after owning some1 in a rap battle"

"Three tomatoes are walking down the street... A papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. The baby tomato starts falling behind so the papa tomato squishes him and says, Ketchup!"