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Joke of the Day

"I'm writing a virus that puts your top porn search as your facebook status It will forever change history."

"Q: If one horse is in the corral, running around the perimeter of the fence, and another horse is running free in a field, which one is singing, ""Don't Fence Me In""? A: Neither. Horses can't sing."

"I peed on the floor in front of the beverages at a party Now there's no punchline."

"What do multiculturalism and the movie Jaws have in common? They both made Americans despise great whites!"

"""Kindly let me help you or you will drown,""... ...said the monkey putting the fish safely up a tree."

"Some people came to my door asking for donations to the local pool. So I went and poured them a glass of water."

"What do you call an Iguana that can't stand up straight? Ereptile Dysfunction."

"My Ex-Wife was like a box of chocolate Everyone got a piece"

"Dude that's not a tire swing its a warning to other tires that trespass in my yard"

"The authorities just apprehended a notorious cereal killer. When they asked him why he did it, he said... ... he did it for the Kix."