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Joke of the Day
"The steak pun... ...a rare medium, sometimes well done."
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"Whoever has my voodoo doll out there ... please scratch between my shoulder blades."
"Why did everyone hate the window? He was a pane in the glass! Credit: 12 year old me"
"do you have a girlfriend dude? Friend: yeah dude! Me: where is she from? Friend: from a different nation. Me: oh really? Which country? Friend: from imagiNATION."
"What do you call it when a bunch of druggies talk to each other? Joint-Discussion"
"Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships? Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either."
"Luke Skywalker is well on his way to completing his comic book collection... ...he's already got all the daddy issues."
"10 ways to cut down on click bait! 1. Don't click 2. Don't click 3. Don't click 4. Don't click 5. Don't click 6. Don't click 7. Don't click 8. Don't click 9. Don't click 10. Don't click"
"Last night I went to a comedy and philosophy convention. Laughed more than I thought."
"Why do white people have bigger dicks than asians? Because they're caucasian."