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Joke of the Day

"Rule: If thou has a Macbook, thou shall always taketh photos of objects with the Macbook in the background."

"Why was the scarecrow promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field!"

"Smartphones are a lot like instant coffee... They're both good 'till the last drop."

"I put JIF Peanut butter in the mousetraps and although I didn't catch any mice I did manage to snag 3 choosy mothers."

"My baby cousin is completely spoiled... ten minutes is way too long to microwave a baby."

"What email service do gay people use? Hotmale."

"The Rocky Mountains Ever since Colorado passed amendment 64, legalizing marijuana, there have been talks of renaming the Rocky Mountains to the Stoney Mountains."

"TRUE STORY Just made this restaurant change its ""All you can drink Brunch"" Policy."

"If you can't handle me at my Walmart, you don't deserve me at my Target."

"Now that Platini has been banned from football... Who's going to make all the sticker albums?"