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Joke of the Day
"Now that Platini has been banned from football... Who's going to make all the sticker albums?"
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"I think my wife came from Ikea Cause she came with extra parts that I didn't know about"
"Are you single too? Don't worry, you're not alone. Actually, I guess you are."
"I fear my neighbor may be stalking me, she's been googling my name last night on her computer. I saw it clearly through my binoculars."
"SHUT UP. BEES CAN'T SPELL."
"What dog do other dogs go to when they are sick? A docs-hund!"
"I like my women like a surgeon likes his patients Drugged and Unconscious"
"In April of 1620, it rained. That same year, the Pilgrims arrived. I suppose the saying is true. April showers bring Mayflowers."
"i take my gf on a balloon ride to propose. a field of wild flowers spells Women Are Crooks. ""oops sorry."" i apologize. ""that ones for my dad"
"Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger? Because it's all relative."