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Joke of the Day

"Now that Platini has been banned from football... Who's going to make all the sticker albums?"

"Empty brain A: When I stand on my head the blood rushes to my head, but when I stand on my feet the blood doesn't rush to my feet. Why is this? B: It's because your feet aren't empty."

"Barber: Your hair is getting grey Sir. Customer: I'm not surprised - hurry up will you?"

"So I was Complaining about 1st world problems the other day When I realized that my complaining is a first world problem"

"*12 pulls a gray hair out of my head* M: Wow, look at that! 12: Hang on. There's A LOT more! M: 12: Can I get paid for pulling these out?"

"Climate change is such a joke... Even the Antarctic ice sheets are cracking up."

"What does alcohol free beer taste like? Like going down on your sister. It tastes the same but something's not right."

"What is a female to male trans person's favourite video game console? The Ex-Box"

"what do you call a duck addicted to drugs ? A quack head"

"Yo Momma so fat she clogs up the tunnel even after rush hour."