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Joke of the Day
"There's no place like home. (to poop)"
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"My girlfriend has terrible eyesight... she's always accidentally sleeping with other guys. Poor girl."
"My post is low effort It does not take much work to type this post."
"Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas? They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal."
"How come Greek salad doesn't have any lettuce? Austerity."
"A gambling addict begins his 5th stretch of therapy... ""It failed 4 times in a row, so it's bound to work this time."""
"If Adele were a computer, what would she be? a computer."
"Which England player keeps up the fuel supply? Paul gas coin!"
"Light a fire for a man and he'll be warm for the night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"You can't go by good looks as not everything is as it seems. Remember The Trojan Horse, Snow White's apple and your ex."