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Joke of the Day

"Light a fire for a man and he'll be warm for the night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"A man in the restroom today almost pissed on my pants from the next urinal over. I yelled at him and he said ""It's alright man. Wouldn't you rather be pissed off than pissed on?"""

"World's second shortest joke An Irishman walks past a bar..."

"If any Americans still feel like emigrating to Canada, can you please bring up some Thanksgiving leftovers?"

"Dead babies and rocks What is the difference between a dead baby and a rock? You can't Fuck a rock"

"How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they will keep worshipping in dark."

"I use to be addicted to the Hokie Pokie.... but I turned myself around."

"Are you nerd ? Yesterday at social get together I was explaining to my friend how android is better than iOS in many respect. A girl in group says, ""Are you that cool nerd guy?"" I replied, ""Yum"""

"a co-worker asked me if I was pregnant and I panicked and said yes so now I have to gradually gain like 30 pounds"

"I'm gonna pretend my dad didn't abandon me but is actually on the missing Malaysia air flight and he'll be back"