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Joke of the Day
"fart liner ""Did you hear what that asshole said?"" ""No, What?"" ""Oh Shit!"""
Next Joke
"Date: So, what are you passionate about? Me: Haha, have you heard of gravy?"
"Two elephants jump off a cliff Boom, boom"
"How to fall down the stairs * Step 1: * Step 2: * Step 4: * Step 17: * Step 35: And you're done!"
"What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches? Extra virgin oil"
"How does a Mexican keep warm ? They use chicken for heaters"
"Why aren't midgets attention whores? Cause they know they're important."
"Why are lesbians such poor cooks? Because they love to eat out."
"What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons? The temperature of their caffeine"
"You know what they say about big hands... Big clock."