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Joke of the Day
"You know what they say about big hands... Big clock."
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"Yar, I wound up a toy car and put it down me pants. It's driving me nuts."
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"I got throw out of university for plagiarism... Their words, not mine."
"Life on a trampoline isn't that bad. It's got its ups and downs."
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"A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran"
"What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common? They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs."
"Sometimes I order Domino's but give them Pizza Hut's address. And when they show up and start fighting, just wait with my mouth open."
"I'd like to stab you now. Please step off my carpet and onto the tile."