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Joke of the Day
"Masonry work is hard There's a lot of trowel and error."
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"Broken puppets for sale... No strings attached."
"I SCREAM YOU SCREAM WE ALL SCREAM BECAUSE MY WIFE IS DRIVING WITHOUT HER GLASSES ON AGAIN!!"
"Have you guys seen the Petrified Forrest? Those trees are scared!"
"Why is revenge a dish best served cold? Because it's just-ice"
"Q: What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common? A: One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GcvgsWkSY8"
"My friends say there is a gay guy in our circle of friends... I really hope it's Todd, he's cute"
"Guy in USA:(phone) you ready? Guy in Australia: (phone) hell yeah Both:123 *each drop a piece of bread onto ground* Both: EARTH SANDWICH!"
"My neighbours really like Halloween They dress up as ghost every weekend and go out for lynch."
"I am sure that in alcohol are female hormones. When I drink I talk too much and don't know how to drive."