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Joke of the Day

"Why don't they just get Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail?"

"How many dead hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cause it's definitely not 4. My basement is still dark & I'm running out of room."

"I'm not a good cook. At Christmas my family got together and bought me a stove that flushes."

"Woman goes to the vet because her Great Dane keeps jumping on her when she is in the shower... VET: Ok, so want him Neutered? Woman: No, declawed."

"The Mafia have decided to update it's operations to keep up with internet trading. Their first venture is called Pay-Up-Pal"

"Did u know that a condom had a serial number? No I never had to unroll one that far."

"A pedophile, a rapist, and a priest walks into a bar He orders a drink."

"What's a Russian's favorite Italian dish? Pepperoni Picza!"

"Today a cartoonist was found dead at home. Details are sketchy."

"Whats the V in DVD stand for? Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)"