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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lion in the circus. A Carny-vore"
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"Guy asked me where I got my green eyes. Great! Now I have to explain what the Vikings did when they got to Sicily."
"What do you call a Maxican migdet? A paragraph because their not a full ese"
"Puns aren't funny. #They're punny."
"Only one Chinese man lived in my hometown, and I still couldn't tell him apart."
"Of all my mistakes, you were the mistakiest"
"What do history teachers make when they want to get together? Dates!"
"What's an epileptic's least favorite pizza place? Little Seizures."
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND-EYEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"Which fairground ride is made of iron? The ferrous wheel"