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"Whats 12 inches long and drives women crazy? [NSFW] A still born..."
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"I'm a good driver until there is a cop behind me Then I become a paranoid weed transporter from the border"
"How do you get a one armed polack out of a tree? Wave hello"
"""Put your pants on grandma, you're scaring the reptiles!"" - Me, camping"
"What do you call a psychic dwarf running from the law? A small medium at large"
"My girlfriend and I are very different but we share the same body. *Love you Rosy P.*"
"What's the difference between batman and a black man? Batman can go out without robbin"
"If Olive oil is made from olives - baby oil made from what? *is"
"The French police raid in one day killed more than my guild does all week."