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"Before he started smoking cigarettes, Coolio was just called io."
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"There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. .... Only a fraction of joke lovers will find this funny."
"911 maybe too soon What's the difference between 911 and landscaping. Landscaping is an outside job sorry in advance ps I was the original poster of this"
"Bought a Clap-On Clap-Off light for my bedroom Nearly gave the hooker a seizure during a rough session."
"My girlfriend announced she was having her sports car detailed ""I am going to have them wax it too,"" she said. I looked at her nonplussed and said, ""I didn't know Corvettes had a bikini line."""
"Visitor: You're very quiet Jennifer. Jennifer: Well my mum gave me a dollar not to say anything about your red nose."
"When my dogs crawl into bed with me, I like to pretend it's because they love me and not because I am sleeping in their dog bed on the floor"
"hey it's me, the girl who just googled ""chemistry alphabet"" when i meant ""periodic table"""
"What do Hillary and Bill have in common? Both got screwed out of office"
"I secretly gave our Waffle House waitress a $100 tip and my family can't figure out why she's crying & hugging me & trying to get in our car"