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Joke of the Day
"Is it ok to sleep with a second cousin? It must be, because the first one didn't seem to mind."
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"WIFE: Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote? ME: [bleeding profusely] So... not a dog"
"How are peanut butter and jelly related? They're inbred"
"What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite."
"When flying to Prague... ...all of your bags are Czeched"
"A man walks down a street with his dog Stranger: hey that's a nice dog Man: yes but I'm afraid I'm going to have to put him down Stranger: ah how sad, why so? Man: he's fucking heavy"
"Interview Employer: ""This is an important job, we need someone who is responsible."" Applicant: ""I'm the one you want! At my last job, every time there was a problem, they said I was responsible."""
"A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar He buys a beer."
"I was quite an upbeat child, I used to think CCTV was a very, very positive Spanish television channel"
"I met a girl named ""JKMNO"" today when I mispronounced her name. I asked her proper pronunciation... Her name was ""No L"""