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Joke of the Day
"If girls with big boobs work at Hooters Does that mean girls with one leg work at IHOP?"
Next Joke
"What do you call a Mexican melon? A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability."
"How many mexicans does it take to replace a lightbulb? Juan."
"1990- I have three-way calling, we can all talk for hours 2015- don't even leave me a voicemail unless you are dying or I won money"
"What sound does a bomb make before it goes off? allahu ackbar!!"
"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!"
"Who is the richest painter? Manet."
"Black people love boom boxes .. I hate to generalize, but it's their stereotype ;-)"
"What do you call a lamppost in Niger? Progress."
"I dream of a world where even lactose is tolerated by everyone."