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"""BRB"" - Hindu Gravestone"
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"Commas can change the meaning of a sentence. Example: I like to eat apples. ---> I like to eat commas."
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"I played golf with a guy in a wheelchair today He must not play much judging by the silence I was met with when I asked him what his handicap is."
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