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Joke of the Day

"In Korean restaurant w/my son & Korean waitress says to him""Hi, how are you""? ""Sorry I don't speak Chinese"" Great. I've raised a douche!"

"If any of my jokes or status have offended you, I am truly sorry......... that you're such a pu$$y......."

"Jokes about vaginas are disgusting... Period."

"Whenever I see a sign saying Fine Jewelry I think to myself, it's probably had enough warnings, why not just arrest it."

"A man goes to the proctologist The doctor gave him a thumbs up."

"There is no ""i"" in ""stupid."""

"Seeing Kenya on a map is like seeing a pussy for the first time. It's lower than I thought it was."

"Today at a work a few customers told me they were in denial about the approaching snow storm... I told them to watch out for crocodiles."

"Q: What is long, black and stinks? A: The unemployment line"

"Male secretary : ""Feel free to use my dictaphone."" New blonde employee : ""No thanks I'll just use my finger like everyone else."""