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Joke of the Day
"What does Tarzan sing at Christmas? Jungle Bells"
Next Joke
"Wife: He makes puns all the time Therapist: You should punish him Husband: But every punishment to be different"
"I see, it's all coming back to me now... Said the blind man as he pissed into the wind."
"Him: *hands me glass of clear liquid* Is this glass half full or half empty? Me: Is that water or vodka? Him: Vodka. Me: Empty."
"I really identify with the trans movement... For the first 9 months of my life, I was a man trapped in a woman's body!"
"Best Place to hide.. Where's the best place to hide a body? Page two of Google."
"What do you call a moose with no name? Anonymoose"
"Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year and it's down a chimney! Merry Christmas sickos! :)"
"Saw a homeless white girl begging for money. I didn't give her any, because I know how they are, always blowing it on Starbucks."
"""It's going to be amazing!"" No, it's not."