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Joke of the Day
"What did people call Putin after he lost an arm? Amputin"
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"I've been with the same woman for twenty years. Don't tell my wife. She'd kill me."
"You smell like trash..... Can I take you out?"
"How Do Rednecks Celebrate Halloween? They Pump Kin."
"[on deathbed] ""Tell my Wif... *cough*"" Yes? Tell her what? ""Tell my Wifi provider their broadband speeds were moderate at best"" [dies]"
"What is faster than silver surfer? Quicksilver Surfer! :D"
"*interview* So, why do you want to be a judge? *Imagines myself going work everyday in my robe* ""To fight crime"""
"Everybody just wants to get off... ....This elevator because that guy stinks"
"Reddit, what is your go to Q & A joke? The cornier the better. What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick. What do you call an epileptic cow? Beef jerky."
"America and Britain are in a race... to see who can fuck up their country more. Britain is winning at the moment but America sure has a Trump card."