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Joke of the Day
"A skeleton walks into a bar and says... give me a beer and a mop."
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"How many Mexicans will make it across the border when Trump becomes president? Juan in a million."
"""Hello 911?"" ""Someone just stole my status on Facebook... yes, I'll hold."""
"What can 9 out of 10 people agree on? gang rape"
"Life is like a basketball... It has its ups and downs and is controlled by people that are taller and make more money than you."
"My friend said he knew of a way to always win in Russian roulette I can't tell you what it was, but let's just say... My mind was blown"
"Want to make sure you don't walk in on anyone masturbating when you get home? Try opening a bag of chips quietly when you get to your street"
"Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was assalted."
"General Tso's Curse: You have every intention of trying something new, but you just can't order anything else."
"My cat won't stop meowing at me I told him I don't speak cat-onese."