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Joke of the Day
"They're making a movie about the death of Steve Irwin Jamie Foxx will be playing Ray"
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"What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything."
"Mom! Mom! I'm pregnant!! Oh God, honey, where was your head at?! Ummm against the passenger door, I think"
"the neighborhood teens have left so many burning bags of garbage on my lawn that everyone thinks that this is the place you burn garbage now"
"They're not gym clothes if you don't go to the gym, they're pajamas."
"[paddling along the amazon silently in a kayak] wife: ""it's so beautiful"" me: ""can you believe they named this after a website?"""
"What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee? One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee."
"Christian Singles sounds like a Kraft product."
"What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five? You leave him hanging...."
"I'd rather pick my nose in traffic than arrive at my destination with a crusty booger. Anyone who says different is a liar."