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Joke of the Day

"I'd rather pick my nose in traffic than arrive at my destination with a crusty booger. Anyone who says different is a liar."

"What do Italians do when they're waiting for somthing? They pasta time."

"There are 11 types of people in this world... those who know unary and those who don't have fingers. :)"

"I went on a date with a girl from an online dating website... ... I was worried she'd be fatter than she looked in her pictures. Turns out he wasn't."

"I had a few jokes about unemployed people... But none of them work"

"You remind me of my step-son... I'm only nice to you because I'm fucking your mother"

"What do you call a Muslim with a kebab? A kaBOMB...*hah*"

"Whats the best part about a dead hooker The second hour is free"

"It's interesting how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side, my roommate sleeps on his back, and my ex sleeps with everyone."

"What is r/jokes' main function? ctrl+v"