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Joke of the Day
"What has a million and one legs but still can't walk? Jerry's kids."
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"What did the starving, homeless couple say to the nurse outside the abortion clinic? Fetus please."
"I feel sorry for melons... They cantaloupe!"
"What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? Snowballs."
"To the man in the wheelchair at Walmart. You may have stole my camouflage jacket. But just remember, you can hide but you cannot run!"
"You hear about the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac? He stays up all night, every night, wondering if there truly is a dog."
"A black man walks into a restaurant The waiter says: We dont serve black people here! The black man responds: Thats okay, I don't eat them anyway."
"The NSA is to blame for obesity in The United States. Because the camera ads 10 pounds."
"Anything guitarists say while leaning back to back during a solo is protected by law like confession or attorney client privilege."
"Whenever I speak to religious people about my beliefs, I receive a lot of judgement. It seems that Jesus is the only one who truly accepts me for who I am!"