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Joke of the Day

"Yeah you nailed the audition but some other chick nailed the director so better luck next time."

"My Dad's Motto My dad always lived by the motto ""work hard, play hard."" Until mum made him seek help for his Viagra addiction."

"Goose bumps are God's way of letting you know a devil ginger baby was just born."

"What's a mathematician's favorite plant? The geome-tree!"

"Why do you go to a black mans garage sale? So you can get all your stuff back."

"Where do electricians get supplies? The Ohm Depot."

"What's the difference between a hooker and Jesus? The look on their face when you're nailing them."

"Yo Mama so fat, when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet!"

"If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the Empire State Building which would jump off first? The quarter because it has less sense (cents)."

"What is a Japanese girl's favourite dessert Senpai"