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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb? A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him."

"I know I should be searching for my missing friend, but there's a lot of food in his apartment that'll spoil if I don't eat it."

"One of the best jokes of all time... Women's Rights"

"Did you hear about the calendar thief? He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!"

"ya i'll have a 6 inch subway club on parmesan oregano ""sir this is the DMV"" uh ya toasted ""sir"" cheddar ""sir, you-"" do u have sun chips"

"How do you stop ISIS? Leave some milk in the sun for a few days."

"What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder? *Lettuce alone!*"

"What did the celebrity say to the tabloid? ""You discussed me!"""

"What is the biggest plot twist in spanish soap operas? When Rodrigo finds out he is his own mother"

"I wrote a book It's called Oceans 2: The Seaquel"