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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot, you racist!"
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"Why do most men hate Russian dolls? Because they're so full of themselves."
"What do you call a gay jewish man A heblew"
"How do trees get onto the internet they log in"
"Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach? Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan."
"if you ever want to witness an Oscar worthy performance, ask any person from twitter their follower count and watch them pretend to not know"
"Why are so many Italians named Tony? Because on the boat over to America their shirts said To N.Y."
"Watching the basketball game with my dad... Me: Do you think Irving will score a three pointer in the last couple minutes? Dad: I don't know, that's quite a long shot."
"Hard to say which dinosaur was the sexiest."
"I put a message in a bottle and threw it in the Ocean. The note said ""I have Tuberculosis and I coughed in this bottle"""