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Joke of the Day

"How do trees get onto the internet they log in"

"Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction."

"Skinny= Anorexic Thick= Obese. Virgin= Too good. Non-Virgin= Slut. Friendly= Fake. Quiet= Rude. It seems like you can never please society"

"They say a woman's work is never done that's probably why they get paid less"

"How many illegals will it take to build Trump's wall? Too many to document."

"When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other? Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side."

"TIL that the famous teacher Anne Sullivan once accidentally taught the wrong class after the legitimate teacher couldn't make it and the alternate teacher was late. Whoops, wrong sub."

"Hooker What did the guy say to the hooker after he was finished? Well I'm going to leave it with you!"

"The act of questioning can be intimidating. Isn't it?"

"The people of Iran don't watch The Flintstones... but the people of Abu Dhabi do!"