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Joke of the Day

"Trigonometry Why can't Irish do trigonometry? They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry? They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry? Just cos."

"Twitter yesterday: We are outraged about the lion! Twitter today: We are outraged about the outrage about the lion!"

"Ladies, they're called ""Skinny Jeans."" Not ""Makes You Skinny Jeans."""

"What did the velociraptor say after his workout? I'm a little dino-sore."

"What's the most offensive jokes you guys have? What's the most offensive jokes you have ever hear"

"I wear my heart on my sleeve because if I wore it on my chest, it'd just get mustard stains on it."

"Photon A photon checks into a hotel. The front desk man asks if he has any luggage. The photon replies ""No, I'm travelling light."""

"I bet Ryan Gosling doesn't even blow his candles out. He probably just winks at them and they faint."

"What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd? Mick Jagger yells ""Hey! You! Get off my cloud!"" The shepherd yells ""Hey! McLeod! Get off my ewe!"""

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my cock down your mom's throat."