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Joke of the Day

"What did the religious pear say to the grape that lost his wife? ""Everything happens for a raisin"""

"Why did the ""M&M;"" go to university? He wanted to become a ""Smartie"""

"Did you hear about those new corduroy pillowcases? I'm surprised if you haven't, they're making lots of headlines."

"I went to an Easter Egg hunt without a permit... ...They caught me poaching eggs."

"are you human? (sorry) I am dancer"

"Boy: Dad Dad come out. My sister's fighting this ten foot gargoyle with three heads. Dad: No I'm not coming out. She's going to have to learn to look after herself."

"What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray? Micromanagement!"

"What did the psychopathic dry cleaner say to his victims? DYE, DYE , DYEEEEEEE!"

"Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolates. They'll kill your dog."

"How come I can get free wifi with a $3 cup of coffee but I can't get it with a $150 hotel room?"