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Joke of the Day

"What did the psychopathic dry cleaner say to his victims? DYE, DYE , DYEEEEEEE!"

"What is an out of date joke you still remember? One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro? A Burrito. What do you call a little taco? A Taquito What do you call a little judge? A Judge Ito"

"Senior high school picture...they weren't ready http://www.today.com/news/teen-comes-out-closet-hilarious-senior-quote-t25881?cid=par-huffpost-gravity"

"What's the difference between a pedophile and acne? Acne waits for puberty to cum on your face"

"I like my enemies how Americans like their tea Weak."

"What do you call Tums in suppository form? Bums"

"Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut. "

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your ass. hey-yo!"

"Joke about a psychic and water Something something clairboyant Can't be bothered to actually write a joke but the essence is here."

"Mother: I raised you both as a mother and a father. Son: Go fuck your self."