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Joke of the Day

"Jesus: saw that facebook event ""last supper""... looks good but whys it called the ""last supper"" ? Judas: oh.. No reason really"

"why are people so disgusted when someone farts around them? I mean, come on, a little gas never killed anyone"

"CASHIER: ""Did you find everything you were looking for?"" ME: ""Oh, yes..."" [places ""How To Murder A Cashier"" book on counter]"

"I stop drinking !!!!!!!!!!!!! .......but only when I sleep."

"They say history is written by the winners... But actually, history is written by historians and most of them are losers."

"why does snoop dogg carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle"

"Why do we call it politics? Because poly means many and ticks mean blood-sucking parasites."

"Never murder a death metal singer slowly... They always let out blaring death growls."

"What do King Cong and the Archbishop of Canterbury have in common? Both are [primates.] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primate_(bishop))"

"I might have Alzheimer's... ...but at least I don't have Alzheimer's."