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Joke of the Day

"I've been trying to stop making that's-what-she-said jokes But it's so hard."

"Play The Bee Gees loudly several times a day from your home so that if you have to kill someone the sounds won't be unusual."

"Virginity is like a car I kept mine until I was rear ended in a bad neighborhood"

"I was in an English exam and they asked ""Write the past tense of Think'"" I thought and thought about this for ages. Eventually, I went for Thunk'"

"My biology professor's favorite joke What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear an enzyme!"

"""My grammar is terrible,"" I said untruthfully, as I lied on the bed."

"Apparently there's a voluntary organization trying to gain legal rights for apes. I guess you could say their work is Pro-Bonobo."

"I accidentally said Hello to a feminist the other day. The court trial starts tomorrow."

"What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house? This place feels earie."

"I'm vegan until my next paycheck."