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Joke of the Day

"I'm really good at writing palindromes where the 2nd half is gibberishhsirebbig si flah dn2 eht erehw semordnilap gnitirw ta doog yllaer m'I"

"Bartender says, ""We don't serve time travelers."" A time traveler walks into a bar..."

"What do you call a Mexican who can't find his vehicle? Carlos."

"Do I play fantasy football? Dude, I'm 46 and married. Most of my life is fantasy."

"The NFL replacement refs"

"How is Debbie Reynolds like my penis? They both had a stroke when they saw Carrie Fishers body."

"I won't take a bullet for anyone because if I have time to jump in front of a bullet, you have time to move."

"How does a Jew make a cup of tea? Hebrews it"

"The scariest room in a haunted house would be filled with people you haven't seen since high school asking what you've been up to these days"

"cheap toilet paper. it isn't worth shit."