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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump What a joke!"
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"You know you're ugly when... someone hands you the camera for a group picture and you still break the lens."
"""YOUR 15"" is trending worldwide instead of ""YOU'RE 15"" and that's why we haven't found a cure for cancer yet."
"Hey all Hot Girls. I'm starting to think that all your phone numbers don't start with a 555-"
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"Why can't you trust a person with two butts? Because they're bi-assed."
"What does a fish say when it hits a brick wall? DAM!!!"
"Hey baby, is your father a thief because he stole the stars and he put them in your eyes and also my TV is missing."