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Joke of the Day

"Why are there no feminists in Japan? Because the Japanese hunt whales."

"My friend is a med student, and decided to go into oncology Apparently it's a growth industry."

"Piracy is killing the music industry. You try playing the guitar with a hook."

"I remember 2010 like it was yesterday"

"It's not that he liked big butts; it's that he could not lie. THAT'S why Sir Mix-a-Lot deserved his knighthood."

"If anyone finds 786 barely used tubes of Chapstick around my city, they're mine. I need them all back."

"it's cool that you're a nerd but it would be cooler if you were more quiet about it"

"So sick of all the time travel jokes next week."

"How do I explain to this bank teller than I'm just robbing her and not the bank?"

"The Wizard of Oz is the ultimate chick flick... It's two chicks fighting over a pair of shoes."