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Joke of the Day

"If anyone finds 786 barely used tubes of Chapstick around my city, they're mine. I need them all back."

"Do your socks have holes in them? No? Then how did you get them on?"

"I am a Amish man with no access to the internet, AMA Did you even read the title?"

"I have the memory of an elephant I went to the zoo last week, they only had one, he seemed pretty lonely :("

"That awkward moment when the garbage goes out more than you."

"How do you call a black guy that uses testosterone boosters? Testostyrone."

"Do you NOT like Undertale? Then you must be UNDER the crowd!"

"What do you call a guy who likes to lose? Ewan"

"3.14% of sailors are... -rates."

"How does a butt pirate prevent scurvy. He eats a lot of ""fruits""."