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Joke of the Day
"A man with a gun shot his keyboard it typed POW"
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"Sometimes my memory is not quite as good as my forgettery."
"What did the leper say to the hooker? Keep the tip."
"Made a typo writing this report and stumbled on the worst joke. Database Administrator: I love my database so much, you could say she's my databae."
"What has Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville got in common? They both fucked minors"
"what did the leper say to the prostitute? You can keep the tip."
"I'll never understand dentists. They stab you with little metal hooks and then tell you ""Your gums wouldn't bleed if you flossed more""."
"What is Mexico's national sport? Cross country."
"Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always want to play leap-frog with him."
"*A group of cannibals eating a pie* This is amazing, what did you do different? ""Well, I used fresh Barry's"""