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Joke of the Day

"Is your refrigerator running? You probably didn't notice because you were too busy looking for reposts"

"Buckwheat of the Little Rascals converted to Islam (stop me if you've heard this...) He is now know as Kareem-Of Wheat"

"The life of a Dick. A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess; his family is nuts; his next-door neighbor is an asshole; his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him habitually."

"What does a guy with a big dick eat for breakfast? Well, this morning I had scrambled eggs, hash browns, a side of bacon, a glass of milk..."

"A guy in New York is selling the world's largest video game collection, which includes 11,000 games. He doesn't really want to sell it, but he needs some way to pay for the divorce."

"Went in for a tonsillectomy. Surgeon did a frontal lobectomy instead. I complained... ... really gave 'em a piece of my mind!"

"wander ten miles over the German border, shoot everybody in sight and then claim you were never over the line"

"What does a meditating cow say? .ooOOOMMMMOOOOOooooo........"

"I'd hate to play baseball with the witches from Macbeth Because they think that Fair is Foul and Foul is Fair."

"A good friend doesn't just make you smile, they make you happy."