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Joke of the Day

"Why did Sally fall of off the swing.... Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally."

"It's important even when you're really busy to stop and make time to notice how bad everything is."

"What does the narcissistic cow say? Moooo! Cuz it's a cow"

"If you're looking for the best time to spill things on yourself, might I suggest wearing a white shirt and right before an interview."

"I always keep a picture of my wife and children in my wallet. It reminds me why there's no money in there."

"On the scene of a murder.. ""Detective, we found a pool of blood in the suspect's room!"" ""Hm, sounds disgusting. Clean it up and continue looking for evidence."""

"Where do Mathematicians sail? Indices."

"Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No Bell Prize."

"""I've got 99 problems."" - Walt Disney after only being able to give two Dalmatian puppies away"

"""Errors in pronunciation eventually become part of the language if used widely enough over a long period of time"" linguists, supposably"