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Joke of the Day

"Why did Sally fall of off the swing.... Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally."

"Why did the cow drink his own milk? He needed the cowlcium."

"I taught my parents something today... ...I guess they learned from their mistake"

"Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California? Because they, like, can't even deal."

"Dark Jokes are like food. Not everyone gets it."

"The world right now is like when you'd get bored with your Sim City and just use all the disaster options at once"

"Why are they called hemorrhoids? Because asteroids was already taken."

"What has four legs and goes ""Oom! Oom!""? A cow walking backwards!"

"Why do beaches not get sarcasm? Because they always take things littorally"

"I named my WiFi after my last girlfriend because it's never fully connected with me. And also because I caught my neighbour using it."