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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and the American people? America doesn't want Bush."
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"Why do terrorists have high sex drives? Because their sperms are always ready and eager for suicide missions."
"I know a certain right hand that is going to be getting VERY lucky tonight..."
"People who say they ""Like to have fun""... No shit?"
"Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents? Elephanta Claus !"
"Searching for stuff on the internet when you're drunk is called Beer Googles."
"Ehhhhh! I lost all my money in a Fonzie scheme."
"I'm so embarrassed. I just learned that that Pringles holder on my treadmill is for water bottles!"
"What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons? Those are the wrong Sais."
"""Swimming is dangerous, so I wear floaties on my arms for safety!"" [cut to me floating face-down in a pool with only my arms above water]"