18921
Joke of the Day
"Ehhhhh! I lost all my money in a Fonzie scheme."
Next Joke
"Finishing up my time machine. Bolting down the flux capacitor now. I'll start small and go back a couple of seconds just to see if it works."
"[at the mall] ""I've lost my son. Can you make an announcement for me?"" ""Sure, what's his name?"" ""Xander."" ""See, that's why he ran off."""
"Diamonds are a girl's best friend and an impoverished Sierra Leonean child laborer's worst nightmare."
"I wonder how deep North Korean influence runs in america. Anyone could be a sleeper asian"
"Sometimes I like to sit at the playground & wait for a concerned Mother to ask ""Which kid is mine?"" I like to reply ""I haven't decided yet."""
"My father owned a body removal business He lifted a lot of dead weight"
"A man was at a Christmas party in San Bernardino ... Everyone was on their best behavior, so when the man spilled his drink, he said ""shoot."""
"This company is like a ship with a hole in the bottom, leaking water. And my job is to get the ship pointed in the right direction."
"Hey girl, I've got a sex-Ed project due tomorrow... And I need a 69 to pass."