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Joke of the Day
"People who say they ""Like to have fun""... No shit?"
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"What came first? The chicken or the egg? Clearly the chicken. How would an egg orgasm?"
"One time I called my teacher ""mom"" and she looked so confused and said ""I'm not your mom."" It made the rest of homeschooling really awkward."
"People with eyebrow, nose, and lip piercings always look like they landed face-first into a tackle box."
"Dark Joke from my sister when she was 6. Her: How did the dead baby get across the road? Me: How? Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: ....."
"I clicked on the ""Random"" link in the navigation bar and it brought me to the Toronto Maple Leafs subreddit Guess I mistakenly clicked on the ""Funny"" link in the navigation bar instead."
"My computer crashed and now all the other computers have slowed down so they can see what's happening."
"What Leonidas told his 300 after they got surrounded. Guys, it's a wipe. (World of Warcraft reference)"
"Why can Unicorns only be ridden by a adult female virgin? They're both imaginary"
"Q: What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic? A: A PearlJam "