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Joke of the Day

"How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky? If it was invented anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush"

"Am I gay? Damn straight I am."

"to discover what's going on with justin bieber we caught up with his manager scooter braun, who is named after two different types of razors"

"The two hardest things in programming? Naming things, caching things and off-by-one errors!"

"Thank you, pencil sharpeners! For always making a good point."

"Did you know that if you pull off a lizard's tail it'll grow back? And if you pull it off again the lizard will be like, ""Dude, c'mon..."""

"I'm sorry did you say your name is ned or bread"

"Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine? Because Chernobyl fallout"

"What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops? A small medium at large!"

"How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it."