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Joke of the Day
"I'm sorry did you say your name is ned or bread"
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"What's black and white and dead all over?"
"Phone on silent. 10 missed calls. Turns volume to loudest. Nobody calls All damn Day."
"I dream of the day when automatic paper towel dispensers finally realize the human hand isn't 3 inches long."
"Why do girls wear make up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink."
"*Makes joke on Twitter* *5 Retweets* *Makes same joke on Facebook* *5 comments from aunts saying that the joke was inappropriate*"
"Her: Give me a chat up line? Me: Uh ok, are you a zookeeper? Her: *laughs* Because I'm so captivating? Me: No, you smell like an animal."
"In a land with no pockets, the man with the fanny pack is king."
"Donald Trump has Muslim friends, Rick Santorum has gay friends, Ted Cruz has imaginary friends. #GOPDebate"
"Did you hear about the cowboy who wore paper trousers, paper shirts and a paper hat... He was arrested for rustling."