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Joke of the Day
"I'm sorry did you say your name is ned or bread"
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"Next time a job interviewer asks where you see yourself in 5 years, say ""Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?"" then just sit there for 5 years."
"How many Hispanics does it take to change a light bulb..? Just Juan."
"Grandma catches Bobby beating-off Stop it! Don't you know you can go blind from that? Gee gram, can't I just do it till I need glasses?"
"What's the difference between a feminist and a trash bin? The trash gets taken out once a week."
"My wife tried on a dress, it did not fit. She bought a cake out of frustration. IT FIT."
"Being a gentleman never goes out of style."
"What do you get if you cross the Titanic with The Sixth Sense? Icey dead people."
"We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police."
"Judge : Anything you say in this court will be held against you. Man : ""Titties"" Lawyer : Fuck.. He's good"